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Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service |
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Your childhood toys are now in a museum. |
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Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D |
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You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't
care anymore. |
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In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first |
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You sing along with the elevator music. |
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If you don't laugh at troubles , you won't have anything to laugh
at when your old |
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The pharmacist has become your new best friend. |
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When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure
the street is still there. |
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At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
you're not eating cereal. |
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If it wasn't for muslce spasms I would not be getting any exercise
at all |
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Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever |
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Some people try and turn back thier odometers, not me, I want
people to know why I look like this, I travelled a long way and some
of the roads wern't paved! |
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Why do they put brille dots on the drive up at the atm? |
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You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. |
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It takes two tries to get up from the couch. |
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